September 2, 2014   86,348 notes

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September 2, 2014   17,047 notes

pemsylvania:

an acne cream that rips off all your skin. guaranteed to work because bones don’t get acne

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September 2, 2014   460,936 notes

burgrs:

my mom is telling me “get a good job” but my heart is telling me “marry rich”

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September 2, 2014   111,692 notes

“ A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger. ”

some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via tiredestprincess)

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September 2, 2014   268,997 notes
bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

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September 2, 2014   176,348 notes
bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?""dont patronize me Greg"

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

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September 1, 2014   34,132 notes

the-goddamazon:

Dudes who actually react when you giving him the suck up.

Bless y’all. I love guy-moans. I love when he start cussin under his breath and shit. He start looking for shit to hold onto, grabbing my hair, can’t figure out how his life got to this point and shit.

That kind of dude is fun to suck and fuck.

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September 1, 2014   2,817 notes
kushandwizdom:

Teen quotes

kushandwizdom:

Teen quotes

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September 1, 2014   241,870 notes

korpsekobain:

don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs

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September 1, 2014   366,977 notes

image

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September 1, 2014   18,549 notes

when will my life’s bass drop

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September 1, 2014   724,347 notes

light-revelation:

Oh, Spy Kids

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September 1, 2014   515,631 notes
sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

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