an acne cream that rips off all your skin. guaranteed to work because bones don’t get acne
my mom is telling me “get a good job” but my heart is telling me “marry rich”
“ A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger. ”
some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via tiredestprincess)
i think we’re out of ink
have you tried turning it on and off again
"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"
Dudes who actually react when you giving him the suck up.
Bless y’all. I love guy-moans. I love when he start cussin under his breath and shit. He start looking for shit to hold onto, grabbing my hair, can’t figure out how his life got to this point and shit.
That kind of dude is fun to suck and fuck.
don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs